From: DiAnne
Sent: Friday, August 15, 2008 12:01 PM
To: 'TRUDE'
Subject: Hey...wanna be my drug supplier??
Yo! How would you like to fix my daughter up for a supply of those good things that the drug reps bring in?
Of course, I’m talking about pens and post-it notes and whatnot. She’s not into the actual drugs, just the, errrrrr, paraphernalia that they bring!
Anyway, Beth starts school next week and she was just going through my “goodie drawer” where I keep all the office supplies and she was saying, “ooh!! I like this, can I have it?” “Cool! This is mine!!” She particularly liked the yellow Januvia pen that had post-it flags attached to it. She also liked the Zometa pop-up post-it packages. Plus, pens, pens, pens. Of course, she has to sort through the drug names and make sure there aren’t any Levitra, Cialis, or Viagra names on them (because those pens make it HARD to write LOL).
So anyway, I don’t know what the supply is like at the office, but we were thrilled with the last goodie bag you handed me. If you get a chance before we have dinner next week, could you see if there is anything else you could get? Of course, if it is a problem, don’t worry about it.
Looking forward to dinner! I finally remember the name of the restaurant – Hot Rod Heaven or something like that. Yumm!
DiAnne
4 comments:
your mom is so weird!!
Yes, yes she is. As she was typing this, I was standing over her-- watching her smile insanely. I asked if she was proud of herself for it, and she smiled even wider and said yes.
Humph. I KNOW your weirdo mother, and there is no excuse for her behavior. You just have to...plan ahead for it. You know--stretch those cords across the doorway and catch her then.
That said, the latest commercials I've seen on TV and heard on the radio all center around CELL PHONES and computer NOTEBOOKS as the back-to-school gotta haves.
You haven't noticed? Pens, pencils, three-ring notebooks and clothes are OUT. Ain't nobody going to notice you unless you have one of those swanky cell phones that double as a mini-type writer and margarita blender.
giggle
You know what, she said that as soon as I got into college that she'd buy me a laptop. Well, WAKE UP CALL, MOTHER! I'm in college as I'm a junior in high school... So, where is that laptop!? :P But, all said and done, I don't REQUIRE the laptop. But you go ahead and get that cell phone with the margarita blender function. :)
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